Quick Overview

Sucks to suck. So your friend decided to be brave and go with a “random roommate.” However, she is not brave enough to empty the trash after her roommate threw out the mystery meat she just ate while lying in bed! The essentials included in this kit will surely be essential in helping create a better environment in her already too-close-for-comfort abode.

 Kit Includes:

• A set of ear plugs. Plug in and tune out.


• Roommate Citation Pad. Address every concern from failing to wash the dishes to shirking rent entirely. 4” x 5”, 50 sheets. *Temporarily removed from kit


• Poo-Pourri bathroom freshner. 20 oz.


• You Suck This Much magnet.